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Casey's Hunting Guide #1
Casey's Guide to Killing Things
I don't remember much about who I used to be but I do remember one thing and that's how to get rid of supernatural beings that decided to be a pain in the ass. So for you fellow hunters who need to kill something here are a few tips.
Vampires
Forgot going on Buffy on these bloodsuckers. A stake through the heart won't kill them. It will render them harmless so you can then cut off the head or cut out the heart but a stake alone will not do the job. Or if you're a sissy, you can always drag them out in the sun and spare getting dirty.
Do you believe in God? Or any god? Now stop and think. Do you really, really believe? Cause otherwise you're just pissing that bloodsucker off by shoving something in it's that you hold no true faith in. Same goes for holy water. You need to really believe for it to work. Otherwise you're just giving them a bath.
Lycanthropes
No matter what the flavor of lycanthrope you are dealing with, a silver bullet, silver knife, hell anything silver will do the job. Short of that chop that head off.
Faeries
Iron. Lots of it. A good ole cold iron bullet usually does the trick. If you don't like guns, use a sword. And if they're using that pesky glamour on you smear some cream made from clover on your face. Cuts through the glamour every time.
Angels
I've never meet an angel in need of killing before but I like to be prepared for anything. So the best way to kill an angel, besides the usually head chopping, is with demon blood. The stuff is poison to them. A little of the stuff will only make them sick and weak. Enough of it and they die.
Demons
Now here's a race in need of killing. Evil bastards. So here's how you kill one incase you ever run into one. Just as demon blood is poison to angels, angel blood is poison to demons. Unlike vampire, holy objects work on these guys. A cross pressed in the skin will burn. Holy water burns and melts the flesh. My favorite way is to shoot one of the bastards with bullet that has a cross engraved on it. Burns them from the inside out. And then there's old cutting off of the head. Are you starting to see a pattern with the head cutting off yet?
Gargoyles
Gargoyles are nasty critters to fight. I suggest finding where they sleep during the day and smashing them with a sledge hammer. Otherwise have fun running them through with a sword, managing to shoot them, or the good ole head chopping.
Promethean
Kill it! Kill it with Fire!
Witches, Elementals, Dream Walkers, Psychics, etc
These are really just humans and so can be killed with normal means.
Nightbane
While these guys seem all big and bad, they're just as killable as we are and usually by the same methods.
Genies
Destroy whatever it is the genie is tied to and bye bye genie.
Lesson: Everything can die. Even so called 'immortals'. Keep a sword and a flamethrower handy and you're covered. Nothing can live without a head. As for fire, except for fire elementals, very thing burns.
Casey's Guide to Killing Things
I don't remember much about who I used to be but I do remember one thing and that's how to get rid of supernatural beings that decided to be a pain in the ass. So for you fellow hunters who need to kill something here are a few tips.
Vampires
Forgot going on Buffy on these bloodsuckers. A stake through the heart won't kill them. It will render them harmless so you can then cut off the head or cut out the heart but a stake alone will not do the job. Or if you're a sissy, you can always drag them out in the sun and spare getting dirty.
Do you believe in God? Or any god? Now stop and think. Do you really, really believe? Cause otherwise you're just pissing that bloodsucker off by shoving something in it's that you hold no true faith in. Same goes for holy water. You need to really believe for it to work. Otherwise you're just giving them a bath.
Lycanthropes
No matter what the flavor of lycanthrope you are dealing with, a silver bullet, silver knife, hell anything silver will do the job. Short of that chop that head off.
Faeries
Iron. Lots of it. A good ole cold iron bullet usually does the trick. If you don't like guns, use a sword. And if they're using that pesky glamour on you smear some cream made from clover on your face. Cuts through the glamour every time.
Angels
I've never meet an angel in need of killing before but I like to be prepared for anything. So the best way to kill an angel, besides the usually head chopping, is with demon blood. The stuff is poison to them. A little of the stuff will only make them sick and weak. Enough of it and they die.
Demons
Now here's a race in need of killing. Evil bastards. So here's how you kill one incase you ever run into one. Just as demon blood is poison to angels, angel blood is poison to demons. Unlike vampire, holy objects work on these guys. A cross pressed in the skin will burn. Holy water burns and melts the flesh. My favorite way is to shoot one of the bastards with bullet that has a cross engraved on it. Burns them from the inside out. And then there's old cutting off of the head. Are you starting to see a pattern with the head cutting off yet?
Gargoyles
Gargoyles are nasty critters to fight. I suggest finding where they sleep during the day and smashing them with a sledge hammer. Otherwise have fun running them through with a sword, managing to shoot them, or the good ole head chopping.
Promethean
Kill it! Kill it with Fire!
Witches, Elementals, Dream Walkers, Psychics, etc
These are really just humans and so can be killed with normal means.
Nightbane
While these guys seem all big and bad, they're just as killable as we are and usually by the same methods.
Genies
Destroy whatever it is the genie is tied to and bye bye genie.
Lesson: Everything can die. Even so called 'immortals'. Keep a sword and a flamethrower handy and you're covered. Nothing can live without a head. As for fire, except for fire elementals, very thing burns.